Lemonade was a popular drink, and it still is/I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis/A poet like Langston Hughes and can't lose when I cruise...

Stay winning, Bald Head Slick.

One of the first hiphop albums that I straight-up stole from my pops' collection was Jazzmatazz, Volume 3, when I was a freshman at GHS. The nod of 'Certified' just had me on lock, I remember walking home on 30th listening to that on my Discman and rapping along with Jay Dee [he wasn't Dilla yet] on the staccato verse. 'Talkin' bout - boom - I be the nigga in flight you got to seeee...'

Guru's Jazzmatazz ft. Jay Dee and Bilal - Certified

I think I bought Moment of Truth out of a bin sometime in high school, too. Guru has always been dope - you're never confused if it's him or not.

You made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Sascha. You remember her from Blue Movies, which turned out to be hilarious.

I'm never sure how much I actually appreciate productions from people I know, but I'm pretty positive this is legit hilarious. Serious rubberface. Also, that warm-and-fuzzy is anerable.

Is it okay if I just hit this batter?

-Mercer Island Little Leaguer Brandon Lawler

You know, these things don't need to be televised. At all. Word to Sally Jenkins. It's alright, Brandon, there shouldn't have been a zillion cameras there anyway. And kudos to the coach for makin' like Spike and doing the right thing.

Hat tip: SSB, although they call him a d-bag. Yeah, the same way Jordan and Woods are d-bags. Hate the sickness, not the symptom.

It's like P.T. Barnum said; I cannot get you midget transvestites.

- Sascha Alexander's character

I went to high school with Sascha and I think I was one of three people who didn't have a crush on her at some point. Which is not to say I don't get it - she's very sweet and bubbly and looks to have built up her acting chops. Check out the trailer for Blue Movies, a web series she's starring in:

The rules for TV shows: The premise must be good, the writing must be passable, and if it's shot and acted well, really, that's a bonus at this point. Have you seen anything on CBS recently? I hope not.

Premise? Brilliant. [If you told me this was going to be on FX, I'd believe you.]

Writing? All the lines in the trailer work.

And it looks pretty professional in the shooting and acting department. I'll be watching.

[Blue Movies @ Facebook]

[Trailer @ Koldcast - the same, just no 'Under Pressure']